asswipe in English dictionary asswipe Meanings and definitions of "asswipe" (vulgar) An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person. (UK, informal, vulgar) Toilet paper. (figuratively) A periodical which has the habit of publishing questionable truths. noun (vulgar) An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person. noun (informal, vulgar) Toilet paper. noun (figuratively) A periodical which has the habit of publishing questionable truths. Something used to wipe one's anus after defecation dishonest periodical more Grammar and declension of asswipe asswipe ( plural asswipes) asswipe (plural asswipes) more Sample sentences with "asswipe" Declension Stem Try again Available translations Finnish French Greek Hungarian Polish Portuguese Swedish Authors